KND: OPERATION M.A.L.W.A.R.E
A downloadable game
BOOT SEQUENCE INITIATED...
CHECKING MEMORY............OK
LOADING KERNEL.............OK
INITIALIZING DRIVERS.......OK
ESTABLISHING SECURE LINK...OK
SYSTEM READY
CHECKING MEMORY............OK
LOADING KERNEL.............OK
INITIALIZING DRIVERS.......OK
ESTABLISHING SECURE LINK...OK
SYSTEM READY
KND
Operation: M.A.L.W.A.R.E
Operation: M.A.L.W.A.R.E
TOP SECRET
SYSTEM STATUS
MEMORY: 640K
DISK: 42MB FREE
NETWORK: CONNECTED
SECURITY: COMPROMISED
MEMORY: 640K
DISK: 42MB FREE
NETWORK: CONNECTED
SECURITY: COMPROMISED
MEMORY USAGE: [█████████░░░░░] 67%
> login
USERNAME: [REDACTED]
PASSWORD: ********
ACCESS GRANTED
> run MALWARE.exe
LOADING... COMPLETE
USERNAME: [REDACTED]
PASSWORD: ********
ACCESS GRANTED
> run MALWARE.exe
LOADING... COMPLETE
This game contains absurd satire and parody. It depicts entirely fictional situations that are the product of one individual's imagination. This game is not intended to describe actual events, persons, or entities, nor to suggest any association with or sponsorship by any real person or organization.
WELCOME, OPERATIVE
> Initiating Mission Briefing...
> Displaying Mission Parameters...
> Initiating Mission Briefing...
> Displaying Mission Parameters...
LOCATION: SECTOR V TREEHOUSE
COORDINATES: 40°12'33.4"N 74°45'58.2"W
SECURITY ZONE: RESTRICTED
COORDINATES: 40°12'33.4"N 74°45'58.2"W
SECURITY ZONE: RESTRICTED
Loading mission data: [██████████░░] 83%
MISSION: M.A.L.W.A.R.E
Moron
Allows
Losers
With
Autism to
Ruin
Everything
Allows
Losers
With
Autism to
Ruin
Everything
*** ALERT! ***
ANALYZING THREAT LEVEL............... CRITICAL
Ice Cream contamination detected in ALL SECTORS!
*** ERROR 0xC4FF: Teen contamination detected ***
*** PRESS ANY KEY TO CONTINUE ***
*** PRESS ANY KEY TO CONTINUE ***
WARNING:
Consumption results in instant TEEN-ification!
Consumption results in instant TEEN-ification!
Subjects exhibit Class 5 Teen Behavior:
> Extreme sexual aggression
> Desire to strip out of their clothes
> An uncontrollable urge to spread cooties
DO NOT APPROACH ANY OPERATIVES EXHIBITING THESE SYMPTOMS!
> Desire to strip out of their clothes
> An uncontrollable urge to spread cooties
DO NOT APPROACH ANY OPERATIVES EXHIBITING THESE SYMPTOMS!
[INCOMING TRANSMISSION - PARTIALLY CORRUPTED]
OPERATIVE OBJECTIVES
> 1. Take Control Of Sector V
> 2. Keep All affected Operatives [DATA CORRUPTED]
> 3. [CORRUPTED TRANSMISSION]
> 4. Defend From Adult Tyranny
> 2. Keep All affected Operatives [DATA CORRUPTED]
> 3. [CORRUPTED TRANSMISSION]
> 4. Defend From Adult Tyranny
> ACCEPT MISSION?
[Y] YES [N] NO
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when will the next update come out
Can I play it on JoiPlay now?
When the next update thats gets posted, there will be a mobile/joiplay version. I still have to add android buttons for some microgames or else you’ll get soft locked.
where do you turn in finished quests?
It’s a feature that’s not yet implemented. Game is still in early Alpha.
WHY CAN'T I GET DRESSED
P.S. NEVERMIND!
im pc and cant download it
im on itchs app to
How do I rollback
It’s disabled. Rollback doesn’t really work well with the game. Leads to too many issues.
Please add mobile port
it brokes the script a lot of times, i can't even play it, im playing on wondows, i tryied the 64 and 32 versions , both keep crashing
What's the update schedule going to be like?
I have a list of things I need to get done. When they get complete I update.
I love it
can you do anything other than hug kuki at this time?
How do you raise corruption for kuki? also is there any news on when the next update will be?
Talk, see events, Hug, etc etc. I have to fix some significant aspects about the game with the feedback that I got before I can update. I post progression on my discord and twitter.
number 4 just vanishes half the time even tho it says hes in hes room
You can catch him in the morning when he’s sleeping. Otherwise through the day he’s training or roaming around the treehouse.
man ya didnt have to delete all my saves i was just jokeing
Will there be a mobile version?
The conversion rate for the slot machine items to the shop is all out of whack. Ngl the whole Quarter system is pretty cheap in the output only 2 or 3 bucks per mission and finding barely a dollar within the exploration.
Also losing all that due to random events like the girls mood or exploration is pretty cheap too.
Also numbur 2 recruitment which doesn't show in the mission menu is 15¢.
Selling a item at shop says $-1 but only gives you quarter each time so having 15 of same item isn't giving you $15 but only 15 quarters which is nothing that 3 bucks. Since the alt outfit cost 5 dollar each and are randomize which also annoying as you spend all for them to wear a item they ain't gonna wear.
It kinda of slog getting items too cause exploration becomes inaccessible after a while and only way I got more quarters is sending wally out in day over and over and over and over again and only wally cause he doesn't have the mood system.
Also maybe add a schedule or affinity thing or like something you can check to realize okay these characters like this type of missions or what time day they are mission ready.
Also gift giving system whilr the concept of it having a cool down is fine, a reminder once the cool down is done would be greatly appreciated.
The current shop was something I threw together really quickly just to house all the items. It’s why it’s so RNG heavy. And I’m working on more ways to earn money as well. This is my first playtest build to the general public so I’m still seeing what needs to be adjusted and fine tuned. Thanks for the feedback though.
How do you get money to buy outfits? I've been trying to explore to sell more stuff but it's bricked.
I’m adding more ways to get money in the next build. But the current easiest way is to do coin_hunting in the Mission Assigner.
weird, its not available for the itch app
how do i find the ear rings
on your quest board you can click on the sticky notes and they give you hints relative to where you are on the quest line
I spent more time ignoring errors then playing the game.
Renpy 8.2.1 Galaxy S24
You can’t play it on mobile. Joiplay doesn’t work with the specific version of renpy I’m working with. Wait for a mobile specific build.
When will that mobile version come out approximately?
Next significant update, I’ll add the mobile version alongside the update.
how do you access the slot machine?
Buy it from N2 He unlocks it in his room You type in your KND number like “Numbuh X” (X = Whatever number you named yourself) And it’s one of the apps
Thanks
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I was slightly disappointed that you can't choose your character's gender.
I am disappointed ya can't hit on the guys too.
How do I give the earings?
Try unlocking missions and then recruiting Numbuh 5
I think I bricked it by selling them and then unlocking that, because I can no longer explore
You can sell them? I didn’t even know that was an option lol. I’ll make them unsellable in the next build. Or at least have the ability to buy back. Didn’t think about something like that. Thanks for making me aware.
you are incentivized to as well because you cant even explore with them in your inventory so i got tired of trying to find out how to give them back and sold them thinking i can explore and find them again later because I had like 3 sets
Well thanks for the feedback. This is my first alpha so I’m trying to get a feel for how players interact and see where I can adjust.