KND: OPERATION M.A.L.W.A.R.E
A downloadable game
BOOT SEQUENCE INITIATED...
CHECKING MEMORY............OK
LOADING KERNEL.............OK
INITIALIZING DRIVERS.......OK
ESTABLISHING SECURE LINK...OK
SYSTEM READY
CHECKING MEMORY............OK
LOADING KERNEL.............OK
INITIALIZING DRIVERS.......OK
ESTABLISHING SECURE LINK...OK
SYSTEM READY
KND
Operation: M.A.L.W.A.R.E
Operation: M.A.L.W.A.R.E
TOP SECRET
SYSTEM STATUS
MEMORY: 640K
DISK: 42MB FREE
NETWORK: CONNECTED
SECURITY: COMPROMISED
MEMORY: 640K
DISK: 42MB FREE
NETWORK: CONNECTED
SECURITY: COMPROMISED
MEMORY USAGE: [█████████░░░░░] 67%
> login
USERNAME: [REDACTED]
PASSWORD: ********
ACCESS GRANTED
> run MALWARE.exe
LOADING... COMPLETE
USERNAME: [REDACTED]
PASSWORD: ********
ACCESS GRANTED
> run MALWARE.exe
LOADING... COMPLETE
This game contains absurd satire and parody. It depicts entirely fictional situations that are the product of one individual's imagination. This game is not intended to describe actual events, persons, or entities, nor to suggest any association with or sponsorship by any real person or organization.
WELCOME, OPERATIVE
> Initiating Mission Briefing...
> Displaying Mission Parameters...
> Initiating Mission Briefing...
> Displaying Mission Parameters...
LOCATION: SECTOR V TREEHOUSE
COORDINATES: 40°12'33.4"N 74°45'58.2"W
SECURITY ZONE: RESTRICTED
COORDINATES: 40°12'33.4"N 74°45'58.2"W
SECURITY ZONE: RESTRICTED
Loading mission data: [██████████░░] 83%
MISSION: M.A.L.W.A.R.E
Moron
Allows
Losers
With
Autism to
Ruin
Everything
Allows
Losers
With
Autism to
Ruin
Everything
*** ALERT! ***
ANALYZING THREAT LEVEL............... CRITICAL
Ice Cream contamination detected in ALL SECTORS!
*** ERROR 0xC4FF: Teen contamination detected ***
*** PRESS ANY KEY TO CONTINUE ***
*** PRESS ANY KEY TO CONTINUE ***
WARNING:
Consumption results in instant TEEN-ification!
Consumption results in instant TEEN-ification!
Subjects exhibit Class 5 Teen Behavior:
> Extreme sexual aggression
> Desire to strip out of their clothes
> An uncontrollable urge to spread cooties
DO NOT APPROACH ANY OPERATIVES EXHIBITING THESE SYMPTOMS!
> Desire to strip out of their clothes
> An uncontrollable urge to spread cooties
DO NOT APPROACH ANY OPERATIVES EXHIBITING THESE SYMPTOMS!
[INCOMING TRANSMISSION - PARTIALLY CORRUPTED]
OPERATIVE OBJECTIVES
> 1. Take Control Of Sector V
> 2. Keep All affected Operatives [DATA CORRUPTED]
> 3. [CORRUPTED TRANSMISSION]
> 4. Defend From Adult Tyranny
> 2. Keep All affected Operatives [DATA CORRUPTED]
> 3. [CORRUPTED TRANSMISSION]
> 4. Defend From Adult Tyranny
> ACCEPT MISSION?
[Y] YES [N] NO
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I spent more time ignoring errors then playing the game.
Renpy 8.2.1 Galaxy S24
You can’t play it on mobile. Joiplay doesn’t work with the specific version of renpy I’m working with. Wait for a mobile specific build.
how do you access the slot machine?
Buy it from N2 He unlocks it in his room You type in your KND number like “Numbuh X” (X = Whatever number you named yourself) And it’s one of the apps
Thanks
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I was slightly disappointed that you can't choose your character's gender.
How do I give the earings?
Try unlocking missions and then recruiting Numbuh 5
I think I bricked it by selling them and then unlocking that, because I can no longer explore
You can sell them? I didn’t even know that was an option lol. I’ll make them unsellable in the next build. Or at least have the ability to buy back. Didn’t think about something like that. Thanks for making me aware.